Hi! I'm Jake!
My wife and I stayed up until 3am last night. That's not good. We both need our sleep! Good news, though: it's 11:45 and she is still in bed. Yay! My wife's asleep! Here are 3 Things I Am Thankful For Because My Wife's Asleep:
1. I have time to write this blog.
If you read this blog regularly, you'll notice I haven't written for it since August. That's because I was getting ready for our big day: weddings sidetrack the crap out of you! Plus, after you get married, suddenly your to do list expands exponentially! Take all the things you have to do, then all the things she makes you do! That's a lot to do!
Right now, while my wife is sleeping, she can't tell me any more things to do! I am thankful for that!
Uh oh. She just woke up. I better write this faster.
2. Sleeping wives save money!
Sleeping wives not only save you time, they save money. They can't burn through your cash when they're running through a cornfield. If you want to slash your budget, let her saw some logs!
Man, this month especially, I am so thankful she sleeps!
3. She talks in her sleep.
Callie talks in her sleep. She also laughs in her sleep. It is so awesome. She says things like "I can't find my mittens. I guess I'll just use my gloves." and "but I want to go to the dance!"
One time, she popped up in bed and scolded "You can not be serious!" I thought she was mad because I turned on the bathroom light and woke her up. Nope: even though she was sitting straight up in bed like the exorcist, she was still asleep. It was awesome.
I'm thankful my wife is so entertaining.
In conclusion, I am thankful my wife was asleep. However, now she is awake and it's time to spend money and do her to do list. I'll write more after I put on some Netflix for us and she passes out.
Bye1 I'm Jake!
