As some of me may know, I live in Austin, Texas, not Portland, Oregon. Both have artsy fartsy. Both have food trucks. Both claim to keep it weird. Both are cool towns. However, according to my budget, I can only live in one place at a time. Currently, that place is Austin.
Here are 3 Things I Am Thankful For because I Live In AUX, Not PDX:
1. AUX Has Authentic BBQ.
I really enjoyed the "I Like Thai" food truck I found when I worked in Portland a few weeks ago. It was only $5 for a ton of food. The Thai iced tea was only another dollar. I love Thai iced tea! So delicious!
|"053012 Oregon BBQ" by Jake Sharon|
My point is 12 Bones will rock your hippie flip flops off with their delectable North Carolina bbq. It's the best! Yet, these bbq masters failed making Texas brisket. They absolutely failed. So, do you think for one second I'm dumb enough to let some weed smoking, hipster Oregonians sell me their version of Texas bbq? Think again.
I am smart enough to know that you don't order sushi in Texas. That's not not their specialty. You don't get gumbo in Maine. You don't get soul food from Albuquerque. You don't eat Mexican in Boston. You don't buy maple syrup from a midget. You sure as shrimp don't order brisket in Portland!
In short, I ate at Rudy's BBQ 3 times in the past week. I have eaten over 2 pounds of meat and several cups of creamed corn- made with real cream! I am thankful for that!
2. Blow Your Mind With Barrels, Not Pipes.
In Portland, they have amazing weed. No one can deny that. There was a time when that was important to me. However, in Austin -and pretty much anywhere in Texas- we have amazing gun laws! Smoking weed may have calmed me down, but going to the gun range for several hours and improving my accuracy gives me a sense of accomplishment. That's almost as rewarding as 12 Bones' corn pudding!
Sure, weed may have helped inspire me to paint some great paintings, but I never felt accomplished by merely smoking weed. By the end of the day at the gun range, I feel calm because:
- My breathing is more controlled, relaxed.
- With controlled stance, breathing, and self awareness, you get focus- something that doesn't come naturally to me.
- My groupings are tighter and I am hitting more bullseyes- so I have made measurable progress.
- Most importantly, after a day at the range, because of my improved ability, I feel more empowered to protect my lady. She deserves that. It makes me feel good, too.
So, I just outlined 4 more things I'm thankful for within the 3 things I am thankful for today. There is a lot of thankfulness going around! The point is I am thankful I live in a state that encourages responsible gun use instead of tempting me with drug use. By the way, they still have drugs here; they just aren't as good. Just ask Portland about that!
3. There Is A Direct Flight That Goes Between Both Towns.
I really do love Austin. It's great! My fiancee and I spent a bunch of time the past couple days looking for a job, a horse stable, and a gym so when she moves here we can both be really happy. All this exploring is showing us just how great Austin truly is.
However, I got to explore Portland a bunch when I worked at Harvey's Comedy Club a couple weeks ago. I know it is a great town too. Harvey's was fun. Voodoo Doughnuts was delicious! I Like Thai was incredible. Southwest Airlines, also one of my favorites, has a direct flight between the 2 cities. So, even though I live in Austin, I am only a few hours away from Portland. I am really thankful for that!
Well, this was a fun entry for me to write. I wrote about some of my favorite subjects including guns, drugs, Portland, Austin, my fianceè, doughnuts, Southwest Airlines, and barbecue. It really doesn't get much better than that! I'm thankful these things are in my life. I am super thankful you read this entry.
Bye! I'm Jake!