I'm sitting in a hotel room in Houston, Texas. This weekend, I am performing at the Comedy Showcase, a great club that's only 3 hours from new home! After my 17-hour drive from Asheville this Tuesday, I am super excited for these new short drives to all the Texas comedy clubs! That was the last 17-hour drive I'll ever do!
So, here are 3 Things I am Thankful For because I'm Getting Off The Road Part 2:
(Here's a link to part 1).
Now I that am only taking gigs I can get to with a short drive or a short flight. I can show up smelling spring clean. I'm thankful for that. Comedy clubs will be thankful for that too!
3. Instead of driving, I can learn a martial art.
Whenever I'm driving, I just want to kick something. Now, I'll have the time for somebody to teach me how to do that properly. Are you that guy in Arkansas who caused that stupid I-40 traffic jam so I had to illegally drive on the shoulder for 30 miles? Well, next time I see you, kick to the head! Then the world will be just a little more balanced. I am thankful for that.
Well, I have a short drive back to Austin now. When I get back, I will spend the rest of the day crossing things off my to do list. That's way cooler than driving across Arkansas or North Dakota. I'm thankful for that. Moreover, I am thankful you read my blog entry today.
Bye! I'm Jake!