Hi! I'm Jake!
Good news! Presidential candidate Rick Santorum dropped out of the presidential race this week! All right!
Sometimes it is nice to get out of the rat race, kick back, & rest a bit. If I were Rick Santorum, I'd immediately put on my pajamas & wear them all day- everyday. Maybe I'd even call a press conference & whip it out on LIVE TV!
In any case, I'd certainly take a day off. Yesterday, I drove all the way from North Carolina to Austin, Texas. I am pooped so I took a day off. Here are 3 Things I am Thankful For because I took today off:
1. I had free pizza!
I haven't been home in slightly over 2 months. That means I have no food here. The food I did have in the fridge was growing orange stuff.. Time to throw that out! If a carrot grows orange stuff, that's okay. It's just more orange to blend in with the previous orange. If your guacamole grows orange stuff, bye bye. So, I threw out all my food- & some of my roommate's
The problem is, I was so lazy/ beat today that I didn't go buy food. Fortunately, I ate my roommate's frozen pizza. I am so thankful he had some food for me to steal!
2. I had an incredible nap.
The past couple months have been super hectic. I had a bunch of gigs. I put over 7,000 miles on my car. I got engaged. It's been pretty nonstop.
Today, I napped for an hour. It wasn't just a regular nap, either. It was a "I just ate a whole pizza" nap. That means I had some deep sleep, some deep dish pizza sleep. After my nap, I was able to check some things off my to do list- like watch a movie. I am thankful for that. Gord knows I don't watch enough movies!
3. I watched The Stand.
The Stand came out in 1994. I am just now watching it. That's how far behind I am! The Stand is a mystical, apocalyptic Stephen King mini-series where Rob Lowe doesn't get to talk for 6 hours. I am thankful for that!
Moreover, it's on my roommate's Netflix, so I am watching it for free. I am thankful for that too! Why pay money for a movie when one of the main characters doesn't have a speaking part? Come on, Hollywood! I know everybody's budget is tight these days, but you can afford to give Rob Lowe a couple lines!
Anyway, I am watching The Stand for free. I am thankful for that. I'm watching my roommate's Netflix for free & I ate my roommate's pizza for free. Dinner & a movie? Even though he's in Chicago, it's kind of like we're on a date! Instead of sleeping on my futon, I think I'll sleep on his bed for free too!
Well, I am thankful you read this entry. I am still a little nuts after that long drive yesterday. I miss my fiancee too. So, I am also thankful if you don't judge me for eating my roommate's pizza. In fact, please don't tell him I stole his pizza. It was a Totino's. You can't just get that anywhere!
Bye! I'm Jake!
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