Saturday, March 17, 2012
Thanks for the Stockpile!
Hi! I'm Jake! .
This is my first entry in this blog. I also have another blog called The JAKEISFANTASTIC Blog . This blog is way more positive.
This week, I am doing shows at the Vaudeville, Cafe in Chattanooga, Tennessee. I am thankful because they put us up in a great hotel. I am currently sitting here shirtless. So, here are 3 things I am thankful for, related to the hotel.
1. Hotel Shampoo
I'm a road comic, constantly staying in hotels across the country. Every hotel has complimentary shampoo. That means I get a ton of free shampoo! I always use finish each shampoo bottle before moving on to the next one. So, if I'm at a hotel & I'm still working on a previous bottle, I add the new bottle to my stockpile. I haven't bought shampoo since 2007! I clean my hair for free! Thanks hotels!
2. Hotel Cleaning Crews
I save a lot of money by doing my own haircuts. However, I am not a big fan of cleaning the bathroom afterwards. My bushy bushy hair gets everywhere! So, whenever I am staying in a hotel, I take the opportunity to cut my hair there. Thanks for cleaning it up, cleaning ladies! As long as I get a gig with a hotel every couple of weeks, I am good to go!
3. Continental Breakfast
Continental breakfasts typically consist of cereal, doughnuts, bagels, & fruit. If you're lucky, you occasionally get biscuits & gravy and/or the make-em-yourself waffles. So, continental breakfasts are a great way to get your month's worth of carbs. If your body weight is low, stay in a hotel for a week. You'll be fat in no time. Thanks for the diabetes, continental breakfasts!
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